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The Oscars 2010 – More Fun Than Wanking Into A Sock

Get the coffee pot on (It's a 2AM start), get the tissues out (if you really, really like Gabourey Sibide) and settle yourself down,...

The BAFTAs – Hurt Locker, Crap Jokes And Mickey Rourke

Like Nostradmus and George Orwell before me, I predicted, and events shaped themselves around my words of wisdom. With my BAFTAs drinking game (written...

How To Make This Weekend’s BAFTA Awards Less Achingly Tedious

This Sunday sees the annual 'We Love America More Than Ourselves' Awards for outstanding contributions to the world of cinema. Or the Baftas for...

Oscar Nominations – The Films They Overlooked

The backs in Hollywood must be pretty fucking sore from months of slappage but here comes the ultimate recognition reach-around in the form of...

‘Spaced’ 10 Years On – A Tribute To The Best British TV Show Ever

To quote Jeremy Piven in 'Grosse Pointe Blank', "Ten years! Tennnn Years! Ten yeeeeears!" That's right: a full decade has passed since the slo-mo...

The 5 Best Musical Cameos In ‘The Simpsons’

Forget being on the front cover of Time magazine, getting invited to The White House or being inducted into the Hall Of Fame, the...

Oscar Winners 2009 – The NME Verdict

Maybe its because I'm always deliriously tired when The Oscars finishes (5 in the morning without alcohol or the promise of sexual intercourse just...

NME’s Guide To The Oscars

For all film geeks, celebrity junkies and insomniacs this Sunday, at around 2 in the fracking morning, is the 81st Academy Awards. Or the...

Mick, Mickey and Millionaire – A Night At The BAFTAs

If you couldn't be bothered to sit through two hours of A-List backslapping and Jonathan Ross's cock fellatingly sycophantic jokes ("Oh Brad, How do...
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